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Mémoire – Brian BARBER

 

(AAS Arborfield 49B)

 

Brian passed away on the 20th of March 2009.  IN MEMORIAM

 

 

AAS Arborfield

 

1949 - 1952

While in the hospital for some minor ailment, one of the orderlies came into the ward and asked if anyone there knew anything about electrical equipment. As I was enrolled in the Telemech course I asked if I could be of help. He replied: "Yes, go to the kitchen, there's an electric potato peeling machine, peel potatoes". Never volunteer!

 

Some people never learn, for a brief time I volunteered to be assistant projectionist at the camp cinema. All was OK for a while, and I soon got the hang of it. On one occasion the Chief Projectionist asked me if I could run a show on my own. I said: “Sure, no problem”. When the big night came, I got the film reels OK, laced the film into the two projectors, and at zero hour set the first projector rolling. There was a loud booing from down below. The chief had always been the one who opened the curtains across the screen. Oops, I opened the film on closed curtains. Even volunteers can get the sack.

 


 

Regular Army

 

1952: Old Dalby

I was at 5 Central Workshops, Old Dalby, for approximately one year. The work as far as I recall was soldering new capacitors and resistors into racks from radar equipment, plus something to do with coastal approach radar; not much to do with  the training at AAS.

 

Social highlights of that posting were the "genuine pork pies" in Melton Mowbray, and two quite memorable pubs in Nottingham "The Eight Bells", and the "Trip to Jerusalem". The Trip is actually built into the base of the rock on which Nottingham castle stands.

 

1953: Dollis Hill, London

About September 1953 I was posted to the "Trials Establishment, Royal Artillery" (T.E.R.A.) at Ty-Croes on the Isle of Anglesey. But before departing for Ty-Croes I was told to report to the GPO Research Station at Dollis Hill, London, where I met my co-postee, Gerry DOWDEN (Arborfield 49A). We attended a training course of a week or two’s duration to familiarize us with the technical concepts we would need at T.E.R.A. The course was supervised by Dr. Coombs, a nice guy who reminded me of the typical absent-minded professor.

 

Ty-Croes

On arriving at T.E.R.A. Gerry Dowden and I were introduced to the "Automatic Data Recorder", our new job. The equipment comprised two large trailers, one housing the electronic components (2008 valves), and the other housing the electro-mechanical components (much like a glorified teleprinter). In short the A.D.R. was supposed to take the data from radar that was tracking a missile, and transform that data into a printout giving details of the range, bearing and elevation of the missile. It was all ours, apart from 2nd/Lt Ripper RA, a young National Service officer. Talk about the ‘Brains Trust’ - more like the blind leading the blind. Once again you will note after three years Telemech training, no Telemeching in sight. It was fun watching the test-firing of the Guided Weapons, they went up a couple of hundred feet, and then flopped down into the Irish Sea.

 

Although the nearest town was Holyhead, we usually got a ride to Bangor on the mainland for our social life. I have somewhat blurred memories of many happy hours consuming ‘rum and pep’ (peppermint cordial), and ‘black and tans’ in the Castle Hotel. The only really significant event of this posting was that my Corporal stripes came through on orders.

 

1954: Southampton to Port Said

Around the middle of October 1954 I left Southampton on board the troopship Empire Orwell bound for the Far East. I celebrated my 21st birthday during that voyage, and have vague memories of flying fish in the Mediterranean, the bum-boats at Port Said, and the passage through the Suez Canal.

 

Colombo, Ceylon

The first port where we got ashore was Colombo. I was fascinated by the double-decker buses, Buddhist monks in saffron robes, and of course everybody and his brother trying to sell something.

 

Singapore & Hong Kong

Next was Singapore. I took some photos of a snake charmer near Raffles Hotel. Last stop before our final destination was Hong Kong; I thought I'd never be the same again after seeing those Chinese girls wearing the cheong sam on the Kowloon Ferry.

 

Hong Kong to Kure, Japan

The trip took about 28 days, and we were taken from the docks at Kure to J.R.B.D. (Japan Reinforcement Base Depot), after about a week, during which time we were subjected to a variety of scary movies to do with the perils of VD, we embarked on the SS E-Sang heading to Pusan on the southern tip of South Korea. It was the one and only time I slept in a hammock.

 

Pusan, South Korea

Pusan at that time was a real-eye opener, it was like a shanty town, dwellings made of tin cans flattened out and nailed together along with bits of wood and cardboard. After a few days in a transit camp we boarded a train to take us north. By now it was getting cold, so many of us took the opportunity to test our string vests and long-johns during that journey.

 

16 Infantry Workshops

At 16 Infantry Workshops I actually worked on telemech stuff. The senior man was S/Sgt Bill Moore, a really good guy. For a while we had two Canadian REME blokes, one a WO2 - they were both jerks – and having met those two I vowed that I would not immigrate to Canada if it were the last place on earth.

 

Korea at that time was still classed as "active service" - we got free socks, 50 free fags a week, but no medal.

 

One little adventure at 16 Infantry Workshops: one Sunday morning I decided to have a drive round the camp in the ‘Z’ lorry (a mobile telecom workshop on a 3-tonner chassis), anyway I got a bit close to the soft shoulder, and very slowly the lorry slid over onto it's side in the ditch, good thing we had recovery people.

 

Speaking of recovery guys, this lot had a sense of humour. Whenever they returned from a job at night, as they neared the camp they sounded their sirens: anyone watching would see a bunch of figures scuttling out of ‘The Three Chimneys’ - a brothel about a hundred yards from the camp main gate - thinking it was a raid by the MPs.

 

Britcom Base Workshops, Kure, Japan

After several months at 16 Infantry Workshops I was posted to Britcom Base Workshops in Kure, Japan - three glorious months. While there I remember working on 16mm movie projectors, also sitting and failing my Armament Artificer Selection Board. A major highlight of that posting was a local place that made the world’s best egg and chips.

 

10 Infantry Workshops, South Korea

Then back to Korea, this time to 10 Infantry Workshops, in the process of winding-down, and for a while I was looking after the First Aid Room (I was supposed to be a telemech - I think).

 

Kure to Port Fouad

After a total of thirteen months in that theatre of operations, back on board the Empire Orwell, heading for the Middle East, disembarked at Port Fouad and stayed in a transit camp awaiting orders.

 

Port Fouad to Aden

The journey from Port Fouad to Aden was by sea. In Aden the REME was based very close to the RAF Base, to the west of the downtown area. Once again I was working as a telemech - the only one. I had a smaller version of the ‘Z’ lorry, on a 15cwt chassis, with the telecom workshop in the back, and painted a sand colour. I can't remember anything about the work, but as Aden was a duty free port I was able to buy a Rollei twin-lens reflex camera at a very good price, together with many accessories.

 

The canteen manager, who was from Yemen, had a battery radio which he kept connecting up the wrong way round. Luckily his radio had valves equivalent to those used in the No 88 wireless set. Guess who got a lot of free suppers?

 

When I arrived at Aden the King’s Own Yorkshire Light Infantry was in residence, so there were no parades for REME personnel. They were followed by the Queen’s Own Cameron Highlanders, who caused a lot of glee among the locals who also wore ‘skirts’ and played squeaky music. Before I left, the Gloucestershire Regiment arrived; one of their guys pulled me up for not having the small badge at the back of my beret, and he then realised I was REME.

 

1956 - Cyprus

I arrived at Cyprus District Workshops - think that was the name - around November 1956, at Dhekelia, a vague recollection of bumping into Roy SLADE (AAS Drum Major, 49B). There was nothing memorable about the unit, or the work. It was nice being able to swim in the sea in November. The nearest town was Larnaca, where we used to go during time off. There was a street vendor selling real roast pork, sliced on a crusty roll, with lashings of HP sauce; very tasty. For alcoholic refreshment the favourite was local brandy with bitter lemon. During the first half of my year in Cyprus the EOKA terrorists were still active, so when we went into town it had to be in parties of four, with two of us armed.

 

There were two diversions during the year, the first being a trip to Tripoli, Libya, to have another attempt at the Armament Artificer Selection Board, which I failed again. Tripoli used to be an Italian colony, in my opinion a really beautiful place, and it was there I had my first real spaghetti (not made by Mr Heinz). There was also a nice beach split into different sections according to rank; I was in the corporals’ and below section. My return to Cyprus was delayed due to some problem with Nasser of Egypt, when troop movements were frozen for two months. It was very nice, just like a long leave really. The second diversion was going to UK on leave, most memorable part of which being the fare - only £50 return.

 

Upon completion of three years overseas service, in November 1958 I returned to UK. There was of course about a month’s disembarkation leave, following which I was posted to Middle Wallop. When I heard that I thought it was a joke, I'd never heard of the place.

 

1958 – Middle Wallop

Following my three years overseas tour, I had 30 days leave, the only event of note in this period was that I bought my very first car: a 1938 Morris 8, Series II.  I had decided to arrive at Middle Wallop in style - so I thought at the time. This was not to be; just south of Doncaster I had a head-on collision on the A1. I had paid £85 for the car and I received only £10 for its scrap value.

 

At the Army Air Corps Centre, Middle Wallop, I went through the course for, as I remember it, Aircraft Electrical, Instruments, and Radio. As part of the orientation I had a flight in a Chipmunk aircraft, a funny sensation being in the air, and yet relatively so close to the ground.

 

I recall that once a month there was a motor coach going to Yorkshire, but this got a to be a bit of a drag, so I decided to be independent and buy a motor bike. The second-hand bike I picked was a 350cc BSA, and arrangements were made for me to pick it up from the dealer in Salisbury the following week.

 

By now the course was almost if not quite complete, and I believe I was being posted to an Army Air Corps unit. Again this was not to be, one of the guys offered to give me a lift to pick up my bike, he had a 750cc Vincent, so with me riding pillion we set off. We both woke up the following morning in Odstock Hospital in Salisbury, having sustained multiple fractures in an accident which neither of us could remember; we were told we'd been sideswiped by a car.

 

Chester

I was eventually transferred to the Military Hospital at Chester, and from there to a Rehabilitation Centre just outside Chester. The whole recovery process took about eighteen months, and even then I was not 100% fit. During my time in hospital and rehab I had a lot of time to think about the future and reached a couple of conclusions: (i) I was not really "army material" and (ii) I didn't really have enough telemech experience to make a living at it in civvy street. This led me to scan the ‘situations vacant’ columns in the Daily Telegraph newspaper on a regular basis, with the question uppermost in my mind: “In what line of work were the most opportunities available with the least qualifications required?” The answer was in sales, so while in rehab in Chester I signed up for a Night School course in salesmanship.

 

Arborfield

With only a couple of months to go on my army service I was posted to the REME Depot, Arborfield. The MO asked me about my injuries, and much to my amusement I ended up with a sick chit excusing me sitting down or standing up for long periods, as well as the usual boots, marching, PT etc.

 

In September 1959, having completed my eight years service with the Colours, I was discharged. Fortunately the following four years in the Reserves was totally uneventful.

 

So now I had my "freedom", but what was I going to do with it?

 


 

Civilian Employment

 

November 1959

From November 1959 until I immigrated to Canada I had various sales jobs. My philosophy was: get a job, see how it goes, gain experience, but keep looking for something better. First was with Underwood, selling typewriters and office supplies, followed by a position as the London representative for a firm marketing automobile accessories, and the last two jobs before leaving UK were with companies involved in the amusement machine industry. I must admit one of the attractions of a sales career was that in most cases a company car was provided.

 

1966

By the time I flew to Canada in May 1966 I had received all kinds of advice from friends and relatives; everything from: "Don't go. What if you don't make it?" to: "Make sure you buy a good English suit before you leave". Anyway I obviously ignored the former but decided the latter was a good idea, the net result being that in early June with temperatures of 90 degrees Fahrenheit I was pounding the pavements of Toronto looking for work in my "good English suit", sweating my ‘whatsits’ off.

 

In the first year I sold furniture in a department store, light fixtures for a wholesaler and preventative maintenance contracts for an electrical contractor. In UK this would have looked bad on a CV, but in Canada it was a sign of ambition.

 

1967

Anyway June 1st 1967 marked the first day of the rest of my life, I became an agent with Prudential Assurance Company (the same Prudential mentioned in Stanley Holloway’s famous monologue ‘Albert and the Lion’).

 

1994

I was with the Prudential until the end of 1994 when they ceased to operate in Canada, selling their Canadian operation to Mutual Life of Canada. At this time I was about ready to retire but I, along with a number of my colleagues, were made an offer by Mutual Life that we just couldn't refuse, and I continued with them.

 

1999

 In April 1999 I finally retired, having undergone radiation, chemotherapy and surgery to get rid of colon cancer which was diagnosed in August 1998. I'm happy to say that as of September 2003, I was given a clean bill of health.

 

During my career in insurance I had an opportunity to see a number of interesting places, namely Quebec City, where we were lodged in the Chateau Frontenac Hotel (the site of the WWII meeting of Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin); also Vancouver, San Francisco, Bermuda, New York, and Atlanta. All this on company conventions. Now you know what your insurance premium pays for.

 

The most amusing incident I recall from my time with the Prudential was when I had to ask one English guy about his family health history, when he said his father was deceased. Upon asking him the cause of death he paused, scratched his head, thought for a minute or two, then said: "I don't really know, but it was nothing serious". Right!

 

Marriage

The most significant occurrence during this period of my life is that I met Katherine, a client of one of my colleagues. She is the love of my life, and on 6th December 1991 we were married in a civil ceremony in Las Vegas. It was the second time for both of us. It was Katherine who persuaded me to answer an advertisement in the newspaper for a supersonic flight, and we ended up on a special charter flight from Toronto to London Heathrow on a British Airways Concorde - an amazing experience at about ten percent of the regular London - New York fare. The bad news is we returned on a normal British Airways Boeing 747.

 

Professional Qualifications

Over a period of several years I gained the following professional qualifications:

 

Chartered Life Underwriter

Chartered Financial Consultant

Certified Financial Planner.

 


 

Retirement

 

Perhaps AAS Arborfield left a bigger impression on me than I realised, because today Katherine and I are living in a place which shares a number of similarities. It is in the country, all the dwellings are single storey, in place of a guardroom there is a sales office and model homes, and instead of an RP at the gate we have a barrier which is operated by a transponder on the windshield of our car.

 

Our community is known as Wilmot Creek, and currently comprises about 900 bungalows with a population of about 1,200. The location is very convenient, only minutes away from the main east-west highway which runs through Ontario to the US border at Detroit. Our location is quite near to the site of the famous Camp X, the WWII Espionage School mentioned in "A Man Called Intrepid". There the similarity ends; our house is only a two minutes walk from Lake Ontario, we have a large recreation centre with many facilities. No NAAFI though, just vending machines for coffee and snacks.

 

Because I have the same attitude towards strenuous exercise as I had at AAS (built for comfort, not for speed), our daily exercise comprises a walk to the recreation centre (about ten minutes each way), and a fifteen minutes soak in the Jacuzzi hot tub when we get there. 

 

In summer we enjoy camping, though not in the style of George Millie and Polly Perrott back in the summer of 1952. We started many years ago with a basic camper trailer; more recently we purchased a Volkswagen ‘Westfalia’ with the pop-up roof; then a 1997 ‘Eurovan’ - the same style but with the interior done by Winnebago in the US.

 

With the advancing years having to lift the roof and unfold the bed when we reached our destination became a bit tiresome, so our most recent recreational vehicle purchase is a ‘Roadtrek’. The van is made by Dodge Chrysler in the US, but the conversion is done by a company in Kitchener, Ontario. Now we have all the luxuries, including toilet and shower (not able to be used in the Canadian winter). Our intention is to travel south when the snow flies, but for various reasons we have not made it yet. In summer 2004 we are planning the 3,000 km drive to visit my sister in British Colombia.

 

Katherine is an enthusiastic gardener with a particular liking for orchids. I enjoy reading thrillers, solving cryptic crossword puzzles, and surfing the internet.

 

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